Christmas Masochist
Mood:
happy
Well, I've done it to myself again. Dug myself into a holiday hole from which I may never emerge. I am
still making my Christmas cards--at this point, it's pretty clear that they take me about 30 minutes each. It's hard to know whether they're worth the effort, especially since some people don't seem to realize that I made them myself. (Is this a compliment? Do people think they look good enough to have been bought from a store? Or, do people just think I have crummy taste in cards and bought the cheapest thing I could find?) I didn't sign and date them on the back this year, which gives people one less clue that the cards are my own personal elementary school-level craft project to them.
Last night I spent four hours making a double batch of Mom's pineapple drop cookies to give away to my "co-workers," and I realized, as I was struggling to fold the holiday print wax paper neatly around each square "Ho, Ho, Ho" themed plate of cookies and tape it in place, that every other woman in my family--living and dead--is a better woman than I. None of them fight with plastic wrap--which always seems to fold itself onto itself and stick together when I want it to remain one flat, single unstuck sheet and then refuses to stick to itself in the places I do intend--and wax paper. None of them take four hours to make one kind of cookie. (Last night, my friendly neighbor Beth brought over a container of totally amazing cookies--five kinds--that she said she whipped up over the weekend.) And, having watched Candy paint both a fruit bowl and a teapot in the time it took me to paint one fruit bowl that in the end cost me $170 in studio time, I'm pretty sure that none of them would spend 30 minutes measuring and scoring and folding and stenciling and inking and punching and stamping and pushing glitter paint around a single Christmas card. None of them are particularly neat or organized, which could be a relief except that I have to remember that all of them have children that they also have to contend with in the midst of all of their holiday preparations.
The house, which was beautifully decorated two weekends ago, is now buried under craft supplies from the card making project and wrapping paper and tape and bags of gifts that still need to be wrapped. The Christmas ornaments I bought in 1999 with the intention of painting them and using them as gift tags are still unpainted and taking up space on my home office floor.
And, I still have gluten-free, vegan sugar cookies to make for Hans, as well as Christmas tamales and fresh pineapple salsa for Christmas Eve dinner, and banana pudding, Rice Krispies treats, Jell-o Jigglers, and baked beans as my contributions to the family Christmas party.
The upside is that I'm loving it. I love pushing red glitter paint around on blue cardstock at 3:00 a.m. I love watching wrapped Christmas presents appear one at a time around the tree. I love tasting my first pineapple Christmas cookie of the season. And some part of me loves getting only 4 hours of sleep per night while I try to make all of this happen.
On Sunday night, while I finished 23 Christmas cards, I wrote a detailed outline of an essay I want to write about the joys of making your own Christmas cards. And there's probably an essay lurking in my notion that I, alone, am failing womanhood. So, yes, I am in my Christmas pit--which is a lonely place because, while other women are in similar situations, we are, in the end, each in our own solitary pit--and the house is a disaster and the perfection for which I strive remains forever elusive, but I am swirling in my own lovely, creative mess and this is where I thrive.
Thoughts captured by Kristine
at 12:01 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:19 AM EST